ohdaesusie:

this world is so fucked up like one of my friends has carpeting in his bathroom instead of tile like how can someone hate themselves that much

hurpadootdoot:

romeoisadick:

inbox:

inbox:

in Canada they don’t pronounce Z as "zee"

they pronounce it as "zed" and that is crazy to me

it sounds like they made a typo when they invented it

They do that everywhere in the world that’s not America. We do that here in the UK too.
America is weird man.

840px:

life hack: always like someone’s selfie. it takes a lot of courage to post a picture of yourself. always be kind. reply nice things.

vnished:

p1ants:

i think freckles, stretch marks, tattoos, bruises, birthmarks and scars are probably the coolest thing, you started with almost a blank canvas and look at u now, all this evidence that you’ve lived and the sun has shone on you and you’ve grown and maybe tripped up a few times and liked an image so much u made it a permanent part of u, beautiful.

tradleymcball:

making eye contact with a band member during a concert is my favourite thing

slogon:

barack-obottm:

dick had me like

YOU BITCHES NEED GOD OMFG

calumthonas:

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i’m fuckfign done with lu ke

officialunitedstates:

"What does the chef recommend?"

"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"

teenypopper:

YOU CAN SURELY BE THE FATHER OF MY CHILDREN

ashtontopia:

Michael Clifford, the guitar(porn) saga. (c)

5 Seconds Of Summer performs at the Best Buy Theater on April 22, 2014 in New York City.